shit
…
/turns and walks out
/somehow ends up falling off a roof and antagonizing the Russian mob
….is actual fairy princess!
I get fed three times a day by my chosen human, and cuddles whenever I want. Sweet.
Well, it’s a short and precarious life, but the tradeoff is a shit-ton of flying at which I would be completely, untouchably badass. So I figure that’s fair.
…am I the book, or the cameo necklace?
*superfast reading speed
*adorable glasses and hair
*can stop bullets with index cards
*not to mention functional human-sized paper airplanes
…nah, I think I’m good.
Kimchi and Justice 