rodimissprimal:

Natasha and Bucky have snarky side-conversations in Russian all the time, and most everyone just accepts it and ignores them when they’re talking shit during mission briefings, and Clint gets a little jealous because it used to be him and Nat having those conversations in sign language and he feels replaced, and it pisses Tony off more than anything

and one day Bucky says “do you think if Thor set his hammer down in a wagon, we would still be able to move the wagon or does the hammer’s powers extend to whatever it’s sitting on?” and Natasha’s like “I distinctly remember someone having this conversation about elevators”

and everyone else just like “would the Russian assassins club please shut up” but then Thor leans over and whispers “yes, you could move the wagon because that still does not allow you to wield her, but if she supremely dislikes you, you could not even do that much”

and Bucky’s like “wait the hammer is sentient” and Natasha is like “wait you can understand Russian”

and Thor says “it seems that I have forgotten to explain Allspeak”

after whatever their mission was, Thor comes up to them and says, “Fret not, I will not tell Stark that when he is around you simply speak children’s rhymes because you merely speaking your language around him aggravates him.”

(”hey James do you remember when you were like god of thunder my ass, the godliest thing about this guy is his biceps-”

“Shut up, Natalia.”

“and then Steve should be at least a demigod–”

“Shut up, Natalia.”

“I bet Thor remembers it.”

“Shut up, Natalia.”)