when you leave fine arts kids alone

drama kids: all the wigs and costumes have been tried on by everyone

art kids: they got the clay and paint. dicks are everywhere

band kids: they built a fort out of the chairs. one of the drum majors has declared themselves king. the percussionists are hiding under marimba covers and a kid has somehow gotten INTO the drums.

chorus kids: one guy plays pop tunes while half the girls surround the piano singing in terrible made-up harmonies. the rest of the class is on their fucking iphones.

computer tech kids: every single person is on coolmath4kids. even if they’re seniors.

Orchestra: kidnaps a band kid and uses them for a ritual sacrifice

Creative writing kids: there are poems all over the walls and the desks and four people have passed out from caffeine crash/lack of coffee and all of the books have been read and argued about five times plus at least 4000 words of fanfiction have been written.

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