soundingonlyatnightasyousleep:

ruingaraf:

alternative bedsharing fics

• obviously the situation demands this and we can deal with it maturely because we’re adults
• please don’t sleep in your underwear, you’re making this way weirder than it has to be
• I didn’t know you snored until a half hour ago but i’m staring at the ceiling fighting the urge to kick you
• would you please get comfortable and go the fuck to sleep already
• how many times do you get up to pee in the middle of the night, I think you should see a doctor about that
• you took all the blankets, I gave up and got another one
• ask me again if pigeons have feelings, I dare you

“You kick, like, a lot in your sleep.”

“Oh my god I am so sorry. You must have been up all night.”

“Nah, I just fell alseep anyway during your third kicking fit. Kind of soothing.”