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h is for hawkeye an iowa alphabet WRITTEN BY THE CHILDREN OF CLINT AND LAURA BARTON PROBABLY A IS FOR APPLE B IS FOR BANDAID C IS FOR COFFEE D IS FOR DANGIT I STUBBED MY TOE E IS FOR EVERYBODY DANCE NOW F IS FOR FUDGESTICKS G IS FOR GRITS H IS FOR HAWKEYE HAHA DAD WE MEAN KATE SHE’S MUCH COOLER THAN YOU I IS FOR IODINE J IS FOR JESUS CHRIST BARTON WHAT DID YOU FALL OFF OF K IS FOR KILI FROM THE HOBBIT L IS FOR LUCKY M IS FOR MOM WE LOVE YOU N IS FOR NATASHA O IS FOR OUCH P IS FOR PHIL WHO ISN’T DEAD WTF STOP SWEARING IN FRONT OF THE KIDS BARTON Q IS FOR QUESTIONS KIDS SHOULDN’T ASK THEIR PARENTS UNTIL THEY’RE AT LEAST NINETY R IS FOR RECURVES IS FOR STABBING T IS FOR OUR FLYING TRACTOR U IS FOR ULTRON OUR DAD KICKED HIS ASS V IS FOR VALENTINE CLINT PUT DOWN THE CUPID BOW W IS FOR WHAT ARE YOU WRITING THERE X IS FOR X-RAYS Y IS FOR WHY DID WE HAVE ANOTHER KID CLINT THERE’S PUKE ON EVERYTHING Z IS FOR ZEBRA DUH (via hoosierbitch)
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