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russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

sometimes you just need tsarbucks and if your late

soviet

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You’d think they try to get red-y faster…

In 1917 Russia had just had 9 million casualties in the first World War, was experiencing widespread famine and a centuries-long dynasty was collapsing, so fifteen minutes late isn’t so…vlad?