Every coyote thinks, in its secret heart of hearts, that it is the best coyote.
Even grey foxes think they’re the best coyotes.
Coyote is the best coyote.
Even when he’s finally caught his tail… And thereby has firmly trapped himself around a tree.
He has WON AT COYOTEING. TOTALLY. Now stop laughing.
We are in AWE, believe me.