last-snowfall:

nonstopdoodle:

elphiewonderful:

hartlesmage:

Whoever is blasting Phantom of the Opera down the hall will be drowned out from me blasting Les Misérables there can only be one dominant broadway production in this floor

This is what I imagine theatre majors living in dorms behave like.

The war has raged for days, arias, solos, and grand crescendos battling for supremacy. The desperate cries of the other tenants have fell on literal deaf ears. The repeats of the soundtracks have been endless, the blood of both sides have passed the boiling point until finally, finally…silence fell.

Then, in the poignant silence, a plaintive melody echoes from downstairs.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAK! LAHOMA!

Then the opera student breaks out the Heavy Opera, and it’s ALL OVER.