I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been
The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”
Fucking Halfdan.
I’m just imagining future archaeologists thinking that Kilroy was some kind of all-seeing deity
Confusing archeologists of the future is a good reason to do something
That’s why I want my skeleton buried atop a horse skeleton with a shark skeleton posed like it was fighting us
When some douchebag digs up my bones in a few thousand years time I want them to be puzzled by why the horse/land shark battles were left out of the history books
thefingerfuckingfemalefury shhh we must mention the terrifying land shark wars
It was a dark time for us all
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