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Cartinelli or Stegginelli headcanon. They play Scrabble, constantly arguing over Brit versus American spelling. Angie throws tiles at Peggy when she gets too frustrated. Peggy says she’s being bloody childish. Tries to get Angie to quit throwing things at her. This inevitably leads to a ruined board, letters all over the floor, and sex. 

If Steve’s there, he tries to stay neutral for as long as he can, but usually ends up taking Angie’s side. Peggy complains about immature Yankees being a nuisance, deliberately trashing the board because she was clearly going to win. They still play Scrabble. Angie says that if Peg can use Brit words, she can use Italian. Which backfires, because then all languages become fair game, and Peggy knows way more than Steve or Angie. 

Steve has the most unfortunate luck of only getting tiles that are curses, lewd, flirtatious, or rude. No, really: it’s the tiles. Everything just comes out completely R-rated and he is banned from playing around kids.

All the holies protect them if they start playing something like Monopoly…

“Dammit, Steve, you can’t have Broadway, it’s mine!” Angie growls and tackles Steve, who almost forgets to fall down. Peggy leans away from flailing limbs and a blizzard of small plastic houses and luridly fake money.

“This is why we can’t have nice things.”

“We’re nice things!” shouted in stereo.