squiddleprincess:

squiddleprincess:

squiddleprincess:

asexualmoments:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

Is it bad that almost all of us have probably actually thought about doing this?

The only thing stopping me is my best friend isn’t asexual… 😉

You could call it ’Friends With Tax Benefits’.

…I’ll see myself out.

Friends With Tax Benefits: Aromantic Comedy (I need to stop)

Oops. (Do I get bonus points for using cake in the picture?)