youngbloodbuzz:

letsmakeloaf:

usbdongle:

fun game: replace a single word in an idiom with “fuck”

examples:
– go fuck a kite
– no sense fucking a dead horse
– don’t count your chickens before they fuck
– they don’t have two coins to fuck together

#gotta fuck a few eggs to make an omelet#don’t fuck a gift lion in the mouth#time fucks all wounds

#a fuck in the hand is worth two in the bush#people who live in glass houses should not fuck stones#if you want something done right you have to fuck it yourself#a fish always fucks from the head down#a golden fuck can open any door#a poor workman always fucks his tools#don’t teach your grandma to fuck eggs#OH CHRIST I NEED TO STOP