sayitwithsarcophilus:

comparativelysuperlative:

lauren-m-jankowski:

boomsnapwhist:

raygender:

bi-privilege:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

how can someone be asexual? i’m glad you asked. obviously i can’t speak for all of us but i for one lost my sexuality in a drunken game of poker against captain jack harkness.

how multisexuals are made: we win our sexuality off the asexuals

us graysexuals have a more nuanced agreement, we get our sexuality back on weekends and on holidays we occasionally borrow someone else’s

sexuality banking

I’m crying! 😂

Fractional reserve sexuality.

I lost most of my sexual attraction in a game of high stakes Apples To Apples in college, but later I found some bits and bobs between the couch cushions.

Demisexuals never lost theirs as such, but they keep it packed in layers of tissue paper in a box in the basement next to the fine china and only bring it out for special occasions.