the shortest version of the conspiracy theory number meme
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o no! i hoped nobody would decode our super cryptic magen david-roman numerals cipher! and we would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
Well, so long as it’s all out in the open now, I might as well ask: Can we maybe move our secret Elders of Zion board meetings to Wednesdays this year? I want to sign up for pottery class on Thursday nights, but right now the timing conflicts.
Are you kidding, I have orchestra rehearsal on Wednesday! Thursday worked perfectly. If we really want to change it, can’t we change it to Saturday. They’ll never suspect us of plotting on what they think is our holy day.
Also, brief reminder to all Elders and Juniors: we have local subcommittee retreats next Sunday to define our strategy for this year’s War on Christmas. Fox News is planning to really kick up their game so we need everyone to turn out for these small group planning sessions in order to keep building on the progress we’ve made in crushing the hopes and dreams I f goy children. There will be snacks, and we have regional evening party’s following. Y’all should know the locations and passcodes, if not, email your regional head.
Speaking of snacks, can we please try something new for a change? I know Matt’s Cookies are pareve, but having them week in and week out is getting tedious.
Look, The ZOG Action Committee is already meeting every other Thursday, and since my Cabal is in charge of zinc prices this year, I feel obligated to show up. How are Tuesdays? Saturday nights (after havdalah) is when the Gay Agenda meetings are held, and this year we’re really excited about our new plan to turn everyone transgender in a bathroom somewhere and then make them get gay married. We’ve got some nice synergy with the Pre-school Yoga Instructors Alliance but could use some rabbinical support for the weddings.
Kimchi and Justice 