mischiefmagicandmayhem:

goddessofidiocy:

i feel like in the cap squad bucky and sam are the mom friends and steve and natasha are the jump-off-shit-while-yelling-yolo friends

i think they’d all take turns being the mom friend tbh (though i think you’re right that sam and bucky would do it most often). they’re all basically adrenaline junkies who love each other very much so i can see them all yelling at each other for being reckless and then turning around and doing dangerous shit themselves. like:

• natasha and bucky dare steve to paint tony’s armor pink and orange. sam vetoes the idea because stark is vindictive and will get them all back somehow (logical and reasonable mom friend who talks you down from doing stupid shit)
• steve, sam, and natasha come up with a really impressive but super dangerous holy shit thing where steve and nat do the thing from the avengers where nat springboards off the shield and then sam catches her in midair and bucky nearly has a heart attack the first time he sees them do it (protective mom friend constantly stressed out by your dangerous antics)
• the boys think it would be awesome if sam could fly BOTH steve and bucky at the same time. natasha thinks it’s a terrible idea and says i told you so after they crash and sam and bucky land on top of steve, but holds steve’s hand while they wheel him to medical (chill mom friend who gives good advice and loves you even when you don’t follow it)
• steve gets stuck in a recovery room for a few days after breaking about a quarter of the bones in his body when sam and bucky fall on him so he bribes tony into bringing him a monitor and headset so he can shout warnings at the others while they fight sentient trashcans (anxious mom friend who always worries about what will happen to you when they’re not there)

and then there are the times when nobody is the mom friend and everyone gets into trouble because they’re all reckless assholes