shadowofaseraph:

beardedboggan:

The depths of salt in my soul know no bounds apparently, even when I’m completely unconscious about it. This just happened:

I’m writing the order of service for next week and one of the hymns is labeled “Holy, Holy, Holy”. I finished typing it up, printed it out and showed it to the minister for approval.

She reads it over and then gives me this perplexed look before beginning to laugh her ass off.

I raised an eyebrow and asked what was so funny. She just pointed to what I had written for the hymn.

“Hymn #26: “Holy, Holy, Holy Shit”

She thinks the addition is an improvement and my stammering out my apologies and how I had unintentionally done it only made her laugh harder at it. I’m almost tempted to keep it in, just to see if anyone else notices.

Holy holy holy
Lord god almighty
Early in the morning our song shall rise to thee:
“What the fuck is this bullshit oh my god”