Why You Should Invite Theatre Kids to Parties

ilseneumannsshoes:

• we can perform entire soundtracks
• and shows
• by ourselves
• even if you don’t want us to
• we’ll know like 2% of the non-showtune music
• it’s funny to watch us struggle with it
• we have so much choreo memorized
• like what do you MEAN the choreo for Candy Store isn’t common knowledge????
• doesn’t everyone know at least three Newsies’ songs’ OBC choreo???
• you don’t have Dancing Through Life memorized????
• I mean
• we’re not necessarily good at it
• but we know it