allofthefeelings:

thebreakfastgenie:

I’m honestly surprised I haven’t seen this done before. 

I went to sleep with rhymes in my mouth and now there’s rhymes in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning, I tripped on the battle of Mount Monmouth and by mistake I dropped the Constitution in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

At breakfast John Laurens found a Corvette Sting Ray car kit in his breakfast cereal box and Hercules Mulligan found a Junior Undercover Agent code ring in his breakfast cereal box, but in my breakfast cereal box all I found was breakfast cereal.

I think I’ll move to Australia.