kryptaria:

castalianspring:

dee-lirious:

#batroc is just so excited about getting his ass kicked by Steve Rogers #I mean #the squeeing is on par with Deadpool getting beat up by Thor #you can just see the bit where the internal screaming starts #like ‘oh zee helmet; eet comes off’ #’perhaps zere vill be zee makeouts after all’ #’hon hon hon’ #’chere madame la diary aujourd’hui je made-out avec Capitan Rogers’ #’aka Capitaine Biceps’ #’c’est magnifique’ #’c’est le jour meilleur de ma vie’ (via stuckinabucket)

These are the best tags in existence.

I wonder how many villains became villains solely for the possibility that their ~favorite heroes ever~ would be the ones to finally take them down…

I mean, tell me you wouldn’t knock over a bank or take a few hostages on the off chance that Captain America would be the one to wrestle you to the ground and handcuff you.