cameronwhimsy:

why tall friends are great

• they are towering fortresses good for taking shelter from sun, rain, and vicious birds
• excellent hiding spot
• they provide a path in crowds so we small ones can get through
• can use as large pillows 10/10 would recommend

drawbacks

• what do their faces look like
• they’re always looking around like ‘SHIT where did my small friend go did i lose them’ worry not tall friend i am down here

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• hugs are very boob