because he wrote one good batman comic
30 years ago and then everyone rode his dick (or as he calls
it “the beef needle” presumably for size and tecture)
but everything he’s written since is so awful I’d be angry at myself for even
dreaming them, his work is so juvenilely grim dark if he wasn’t so
devistatingly old and awful looking I’d assume he was a 13 year old trying to
get back at there parents for not letting him change his name from Kyle
to “Darkness Knife”, holy terror is still one of the most offensive
thing’s ever read and knowing how hard he tried to get it made is disgusting,
like DC said no to it multiple times and they ok’d a phone in poll about
whether or not they should kill a 15 year old, honestly the fact that it has
even a 1.9 on good reads is baffiling to me but then again I guess there isn’t
a “when I carry this comic with me on the street birds attack me” button,
please go illegially download it and see what a dumpster fire of a comic it is,
it is the physical emobdiment of waking up hungover to find you’ve thrown up in
your own lap, his art used to be servicable, not good but like first year art
student, though overly lined and dark and of course all his drawings of women
are super gross but lately it’s like something they used to leave children in
forests for drawing, if I drew anything even half as terrible as his wonder
woman I’d have to kill my hands before they killed me because we’re obviously fighting, all this is without getting into how offensive his comics are, what
with the xenophobia and racism and making wonder woman a straw man feminist who just needs some dick, and even when his comics aren’t being offensive they’re still
bad, all-star batman is a joke he doesn’t get, sin city is even more unreadable
then the movie is unwatchable (which don’t tell anyone I said that because I’m
pretty sure those combination of words is illegal), 300 only found popularity because
of the movie’s cinematography, Dark Knight strikes again is so boring and
forgettable I can’t even make fun of it, his Elekctra and X are just classic garbage™, he also has a ton of like 2-1 issues on a ton of different series because I assume as soon as he turns in his work the editor has to fire him because the pages wont stop turning into snakes, like I could go on and on but everyone
already has, honestly everything he’s written since returns has been almost universully panned and yet he still gets work and I have to hear about what a genius he is from every guy at a comic shop with a killing joke tattoo, the only good thing about him is he often insists on doing the “art” for is own comics which insites such a base primal fear in you you already know to stay away, also he drew this fucking
hilarious Hulk cover
Why do you dislike Frank Miller?
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