okay we ship darcy with steve or bucky or loki or clint or bruce or tony and even thor and so on
but imagine sif/darcy
tough beautiful asgardian warrior goddess falling for sarcastic quirky earthling
sif asking thor how he courts jane to try and learn the proper way to court darcy
darcy introducing sif to donuts and music
sif and darcy cuddling on darcy’s small ugly couch watching a movie
please gimmie more of this
This is …actually my Sif-ship. In part because I can also totally see Sif feeling more than a little bit bewildered at her reaction to this tiny imperious mortal who kind of needs to learn some manners but is at the same time totally enthralling THOR HELP WHAT IS WITH EARTH WOMEN I JUST THOUGHT YOU’D BEEN HIT ON THE HEAD ONE TOO MANY TIMES. D:
Darcy and Sif planning a shopping trip together and Sif has to stop and clarify, “This is a courting ritual, correct?”
“Well, if you want it to be, though dragging someone through change-rooms usually comes later in the relationship…”
“I have no wish to be presumptuous! Should we perhaps postpone?”
#sif deliberately being as formal and decorous as possible #half because she wants to make it clear this is a COURTSHIP #not a jump-the-pretty-girl-from-nowhere #and partly because it makes darcy make that face #that she makes everyone else make so often #and that face on darcy is adorable
So you mean, “Sif being a giant troll and pretending she thinks two dozen blood-red roses is an appropriate second date gift, because watching Darcy cart them around London under her arm all evening is totally hilarious.”
Yes that is in fact basically what I mean. 😀 (On the other hand those are HELLA fine roses and nobody from Asgard will doubt her sincerity.)
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