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The Phantom of the Opera

Alternate Titles include:

•  Dammit, Erik
  
•  Erik, No
  
•  How Not To Treat Women
  
•  How to Prove You’re a Dick in a Few Months Time
  
•  Everybody Wants to Bed the Persian

– Singing Skeleton hates the Friend-zone

– Masked Crybaby lives in the basement

– Swedish soprano just wants to be left alone

– Creepy Fanboying

– Musical Abuse

-A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder

-Look At It! It’s Ugly, Isn’t It?! 

-Gothic Tropes: The Musical! 

-Restraining Orders Don’t Exist Yet

-Hopping Jolly High: Opium in the Court of Mazenderan 

-Fatal Attraction

-She’s Just Not That Into You

– “Alas, poor Erik! I knew him, Gaston Leroux” – a memoir by the Daroga of Mazenderan

– How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

– Murder Can Be Fun

– Ghost: The Musical