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elizajumel:

top moments in early american history

  • jefferson and madison tour the countryside in pursuit of the hessian fly
  • aaron burr literally getting painted out of trumbull’s depiction of the death of montgomery even though he was like the only person there
  • jefferson delivers his inaugural address and no one can hear him
  • ‘delenda est carthago’
  • when new york city celebrated the election of 1800 by lighting up two huge hearts in the sky with colored lamps to represent burr and jefferson
  • the time peter irving tried to defend burr from accusations that he had worn bulletproof silk during the duel by arguing that it was actually a cotton-bombazine blend and james cheetham responded with ‘lmao ur gay’
  • the reynolds pamphlet
  • john marshall forgets his pants

someone explain “delenda est carthago” to me, who was that?

please explain it to me I will give you a thousand cookies with fake names. 

(in the context of early American History. I know about Cato)

also, bulletproof silk, a thing?

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