according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

itsbenedict:

mousathe14:

secret170193:

julieyumi:

1-5: steal
6-10: consume
11-15: master
16-20: battle with
21-25: hoard
26-31: transform into

january: anime
february: chocolate
march: knives
april: potatoes
may: flowers
june: seaweed
july: the Declaration of Independence
august: puppies
september: school supplies
october: bones
november: crispy leaves
december: snowflakes

Battle with anime!!!!

Battle with… chocolate? I guess that lines up with my ongoing conflict with Valentine’s Day.

okay so i hoard knives, but the important thing here is what you get if you were born on the 4th of July

…transform into school supplies…?