horrorhouses:

thelibrarina:

squeeful:

thesylverlining:

rick-draws-things:

mugglebornandraised:

THIS BOOK
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS FUCKING BOOK
THIS SHIT WAS WTNV BEFORE IT EXISTED
THIS SHIT WAS CRAZY
THEY MADE ICE-CREAM THAT TASTED LIKE THE INSIDE OF KIDS MOUTHS BUT EVERYONE COULD TASTE IT BUT THE ACTUAL KID
THE SCHOOL WAS MISSING A FLOOR
THIS SHIT BOTH RUINED AND MADE MY CHILDHOOD

@pricefielf

OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND

THIS SHIT WAS MY CREEPY CHILD *AESTHETIC* BEFORE I KNEW WHAT AN “AESTHETIC” WAS

ONE OF THE KIDS WAS A DEAD RAT UNDER A PILE OF RAINCOATS PRETENDING TO BE A KID, AND HE SNUCK INTO THE SCHOOL AND WENT TO CLASS

the kicker: this was not the first time this had happened at this BIZARRE-ASS SCHOOL. NOBODY WAS ACTUALLY *SURPRISED* ABOUT THIS. 

My fave.

There is no Miss Zarves.

There is no nineteenth story.

Sorry.

The teacher got killed by being turned into an apple and the janitor ate her. The evil substitute who could hear thoughts through her third ear but who got cured if being evil after hearing a baby’s pure thoughts.