orfs:
barbarians named in the fashion of early puritans
cleave-the-shield-of-the-coward-in-twain peters
sharpen-your-axe-on-your-foes michaelson
suffer-not-the-blood-of-the-unworthy abrams
and those famous three barbarian brothers: crush-the-enemy howard, see-them-driven-before-you
howard, and hear-the-lamentation-of-their-women
howard
Me: hear-the-lamentation-of-their-women howard was, interestingly enough, a barbarian feminist leader. He was just unfortunately named.
Snakewife: No, it fits. He was like, “I will hear the lamentation of your women–and I will do something about it.”