enoughtohold:

enoughtohold:

a weird thing about living with an elementary school teacher is that when you tidy you will always find caches of weird little stuff confiscated from small children

i just cleared off a surface and found three pokemon cards, three colorful erasers, and one proselytizing kid’s list of “bad” classmates who have not accepted jehovah as the one true god

“What is this and what is it doing in my pocket” is a game elementary school teachers play EVERY DAY OF THEIR LIVES.  when we’re lucky, we remember to play it at school.  Otherwise, you wind up playing “what is this and how did it get in my house” a couple times a month.