claudiablacks:

#THE MOST EXPLICIT SEX SCENE EVER RECORDED ON FILM #THEY SHOULD HONESTLY BAN THIS IMO #he looks at her like he’s been lost in the desert wandering aimlessly for days and she’s the first water he’s seen #and when he steps closer and looks at her lips but doesn’t say anything like _______ FLATLINE #CODE BLUE #GET A FUCKING MEDIC!!! GET A DOCTOR GET A QUALIFIED PROFESSIONAL I AM DYING #you know this some real shit cause if you’re in the rain for like five minutes in jane austen you get all sick #and have to be ‘bedridden’ and ‘fussed over’ #so he went out after her in the regency equivalent of like a shootout just to be like #’I LOVE YOU BUT YOUR FAMILY IS POOR AND EMBARRASSING’ #little fitzwilliam things #’I HAVE A MARBLE STATUE OF MYSELF IN THE FOYER OF MY HOUSE let’s date’

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