danbensen:

technomaestro:

For those that are unawares, these are patch notes to Crusader Kings 2.

These are actual patch notes from a real video game. 

Paradox games are wild. 

art mirrors life

“…so how did they fix it?  does everyone sublimate their castration desires into pressing olives?  or did they just optimize the castration process?  maybe the Greeks reach industrialization solely for the purpose of castrating more people.”

-the Girl (approximately, she went on about this for about 20 minutes)