Everybody else is either flying or a supersoldier and he’s just a normal ass guy doing cardio
They’re gonna get there and he’s gonna be tired
You know what he needs? Space roller skates. Where’s Channing Tatum?
Did you honestly just suggest Clint use the equivalent of heelies to keep up with the rest of #teamcap? Because I think he’d be down with it.
It’s either that or a little red wagon -painted purple, enthusiastically and to all appearances in the dark- and lassoing Cap to pull it as he goes by.
I think overall he’d be a fan of the “everyone stops being so fucking stupid and we just skip the whole thing” option, really.
Kimchi and Justice 