tyrannosaurus-trainwreck:

knottahooker:

ignescent:

knottahooker:

I HATE PRINTERS AND PRINTERS HATE ME

Printers hate everyone. And everything. They are the angriest of all technologies, and can only be occasionally placated…

I wasn’t expecting quite so many of you to empathize with my rage.

I was just talking with a colleague a few days ago about how the pinnacle of printer design and maintenance means that nobody thinks about or notices the printer.  That’s it. 

Does your product actively enrage your customers?  Waste their time?  Ruin their jobs?  No?  Then congratulations are in order, motherfucker, because you’ve practically achieved godhood.

The bar’s on the floor, but printers still can’t make it over.