darthsquidious:

I want a story about the modern, hyperpractical Silicon Valley version of Mrs Bennett wants to be sure her kids either get married or get a good job before 26 for insurance reasons. Jane is a 28-year-old substitute teacher who has Obamacare until she marries Bingley. Elizabeth is on the edge of turning 26, which is why her mom is freaking out so much and wants her to marry Mr Collins (who has FANTASTIC insurance), but of course she ends up with Darcy, who has his own department at Google. Mary got a programming job right out of college, so she’s settled even though she’s 24. Kitty and Lydia are still in undergrad, which is all well and good until George knocks Lydia up and she has to drop out.