now I want a story where soulmate identifying marks come in a range of common colors and patterns, so even if it’s super unlikely you’ll ever meet an exact match, you might find you click better with people whose marks are most similar to yours. they’d end up being more like astrological signs than anything– ‘oh, I see you are a blue squiggly line! well, better steer clear of green zigzags, you know what they say’ and Tinder would just be pictures of marks that you swipe through.
Okay, this seems like the SIM setup that provokes the least possible teleological uncertainty about the universe. Sign me up.
But I feel like I would inevitably end up writing the story about the people who weren’t SUPPOSED to match but do … .>.>
Dooooo iiiiit