latining:

thoodleoo:

ancient roman 1: my dude what would you like to paint on the walls of our awesome house
ancient roman 2: i dunno bro i was thinking that maybe we could get a fresco of that boner god weighing his erect dick against a bag of money
ancient roman 1: that is exactly what i had in mind too bro let’s do it
scholar: clearly this is the greatest civilization to walk the face of this earth

Fun Fact: Priapus is a protective god. His phallus represents the wealth and power of the household, and if you rob them he’ll shove it up your ass.