chennaa:

@sonatine said something about an uber driver AU and then i accidentally a thing, soooo i’m just gonna leave this here

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“I didn’t call for an Uber,” says Sam.

He called for a lot of other things. Help, for instance. Because, one, there happens to be an angry pterodactyl-like thing gliding across the sky above Brooklyn, knocking off the top of every building it passes, and two, he left his own wings at home. All he wanted was to go to the store in his sweatpants and buy some yogurt for his superhero boyfriend, but apparently being a normal guy just isn’t an option any more.

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