aprilwitching:

slob lesbian, as opposed to butch or femme:

– my hair is long bc i’m too lazy or apathetic to cut it (or: my hair is short entirely bc it’s more comfortable/less work that way)

– i don’t wear makeup most of the time bc i’m too lazy or apathetic (or: i wear makeup to help conceal the fact that i’m hungover and/or sleep-deprived and/or haven’t showered in a while)

– the “smoky eye” effect is just bc i slept in this eyeliner

– i wear jeans and t-shirts (or one-piece machine-washable dresses) all the time bc that’s what’s easiest

– i don’t shave bc it’s too time consuming (or: i do shave, bc it’s required by my school/workplace/parents, or just bc other people give me less shit that way; or: perma-stubble: girl edition)

– most clothing wrinkled, torn, and/or stained, even if clean

– unintentional ombre hair via very grown out bleach job and very faded technicolor dye

– brain problems/ shit executive function

– permanent eye bags/dark circles