What confuses the rest of the band/orchestra about the instruments

Piccolo: How do they manage to hit those high notes without killing their ears?
Flute: Why do they hold their instruments sideways?
Clarinet: Why are they always complaining about reeds?
Saxophone: Why do they keep playing jazz solos at random times?
Oboe: Why are you carrying a knife?
Bassoon: What are you???
Trumpet: How are they so confident in themselves if they don’t know any of the notes?
Horn: Why are they always so put together all the time?
Trombone: Why do they keep acting like 6 year olds?
Euphonium: Why are you so offended by being compared to tubas?
Tuba: How do you not get bored by having to play quarter notes all the time?
Violin: Why do you care so much who’s violin 1 and who’s violin 2?
Viola: Why do you stare at the violins dreamily during rehearsal?
Cello: Why are you always out of tune?
Bass: Why are your parts so boring?
Percussion: How do you manage to play so many different instruments?
Piano: How do you manage to play different things with both your hands?
Accordion: why