argumate:

argumate:

syntheticbakingchocolate:

argumate:

You know what would be great? A festival where we can eat a ton of starchy carbohydrates and fats, said every human culture ever.

You know what would be better? FASTING (a great deal of human culture)

You know what would be even better??

*human culture looks at each other, quivering with nervous excitement*

FASTING followed by FEASTING!

*fireworks explode, human culture high fives itself, falls over*

oh and alcohol.