On the first day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Albert dressed as a pixie
On the second day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the third day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the fourth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the fifth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the sixth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the seventh day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Seven cures for hangovers
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the eight day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Eight Wizards feasting
Seven cures for hangovers
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the ninth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Nine guards a-dying
Eight Wizards feasting
Seven cures for hangovers
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
On the tenth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Ten thousand pork pies*
Nine guards a-dying
Eight Wizards feasting
Seven cures for hangovers
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
*and a turnip that was pork pie shaped.
On the eleventh day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
Eleven nightmares scaring
Ten thousand pork pies*
Nine guards a-dying
Eight Wizards feasting
Seven cures for hangovers
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
*and a turnip that was pork pie shaped.
On the twelfth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:
+++ A Twelve Ram Skull Processor +++
Eleven nightmares scaring
Ten thousand pork pies*
Nine guards a-dying
Eight Wizards feasting
Seven cures for hangovers
Six Assassins scheming
Fiiiiive Auditooooooors
Four brand-new gods
Three dangerous presents,
Two unhelpful hints,
and Albert dressed as a pixie
*and a turnip that was pork pie shaped.
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