violent-darts:

digitaldiscipline:

pilferingapples:

why do people think household stuff is Sad and Boring

my kitchen has enough cast iron in it to go to war with the Seelie AND Unseelie courts, I get to have a tiny box that CONTROLS MICROWAVES and I don’t even really know what microwaves ARE but THEY ARE HARNESSED AT MY COMMAND, I have a box that makes Winter Happen in a controlled space AND at two different levels of Winter AT ONCE

like please just appreciate sometimes how much Awesome is in your house 

who let the Space Orcs into the kitchen?

I have scary news for you: the space orcs MADE THE KITCHEN. 

(You really do have enough iron in your kitchen to go to war with all the Courts tho. Your stainless steel stuff has MORE IRON IN IT even than the cast iron – the names are really deceptive, but we make steel BY PURIFYING THE CARBON OUT OF THE IRON ORE. I also have enough salt and herbs to fuck with everything going and I don’t even seriously cook.)