kitrona:

sapphicfrostfaerie:

letsgomindthestore:

suchprettypride:

I think we should make Puritan naming customs cool again, but like, updated to reflect Millenial values. So we can have names like Resistance Jones, Self-Care Williams, and I-Am-Not-Throwing-Away-My-Shot Anderson.

• I-Will-Face-God-and-Walk-Backwards-Into-Hell Watson
• Hydrate Mather
• Healthcare-Is-A-Right-Not-A-Privilege Bradford
• Body Positivity Watts
• WTF-the-Fuck Preston
• Cinnamon Roll Milton
• Y’all-Need-Jesus Henderson
• Snape-Was-Not-a-Hero Whitaker
• Battery Life Wiggins
• Reblog-If-You-Agree Bolton
• @Horse_ebooks Humphrey
• Renewable Moore
• I-Came-Out-to-Have-a-Good-Time-and-I’m-Honestly-Feeling-So-Attacked-Right-Now Rutherford
• Representation Hopkins
• Organic Hurst
• Money Cat Wallington
• Fuck-It Wentworth
• Impeachment Shepard
• Don’t-Forget-To-Like-And-Subscribe Simpson
• Consent Pimple

• I-Bless-the-Rains-Down-in-Africa Woodford
• Green Hoyle
• Social Anxiety Travers
• Kinkshame-Not Bailey

• Hey-Everybody-It’s-Your-Friend Hernandez

• This-Is-The-Kind-of-Quality-Content-I-Came-Here-For O’Hara

• Neurodiversity Collins

• Teeth-teeth-teeth-teeth Hollingsworth

• Absurdism Goldberg

From my Discord server (h/t to @blorangeweirdo7 and @packbat, among others):

• Behold-The-Field-In-Which-I-Grow-My-Fucks Smith
• Nopetopus Roberts
• Your-Mileage-May-Vary Morris
• Your-Kink-Is-Okay Clarence
• Accessibility Pope
• Intent-Isn’t-Magic Kalberg
• My-Feminism-Will-Be-Intersectional-Or-It-Will-Be-Bullshit Dzodan
• Social Justice Williams (Then you have the proper initials.)
• You-Are-Valid Fitzgerald
• Public-Radio Johnson
• Creative-Commons Carrigan
• Proper-Attribution Starkey
• Pay-Artists-In-Money-Not-Exposure Herzog
• Tip-Your-Wait-Staff Thompson

More to come if they come up with more.