gruntledandhinged:

notcuddles:

kylesbogusjourney:

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

But have you tried sending THREE unrelated texts and bridging the second gap with “also also”?

this is literally 50% of my texts to courtney and I am not ashamed.