hello friends do you ever wish you could chase ted cruz’s disembodied head around a game board and then punch it repeatedly, accompanied by cheesy 8-bit sound effects? do you enjoy software coded by someone with the skills of a distracted fourth-grader? how about crappy animation, no coherent narrative, an extremely gay color scheme, and some gratuitous hanukkah-themed elements thrown in for no reason at all except one of my kids thought it would be a good idea? well have i got a game for you!
please give it a try and let me know about all the bugs you find! you will find plenty because i don’t actually know how to make a video game and the code is held together with duct tape and chewing gum! but if you are a tumblr user you are probably used to that! sorry doesn’t work on touch screens it is a keyboard-controlled game! please let me know what you think!
Kimchi and Justice 