leticheecopae:

cryoverkiltmilk:

ayumi-nemera:

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

The second explination put this in my head.

Juvenile Lion: *loitering*

Mongoose: YOU DAMN KID, GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!

Juvenile: MOOOOOOM!

Lioness: Oh for fuck sake not again. Mongoose, everything the light touches is—

Mongoose: OFF MY LAWN YOU IMPERIAL ASSHOLES! FUCK YOUR LIGHT! I LIVE IN A GOD DAMN HOLE, YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THAT BALL OF SWELTERING HATE IN THE SKY? THIS IS MINE! MIIIIINE! GO GET YOUR ASS BIT BY A COBRA AND DIE SO YOU CAN BECOME THE FUCKING GRASS AND I CAN FERTILIZE YOU!

Lioness: I—

Mongoose: FUCK OOOOOOOOOOFF!