tyrannosaurus-trainwreck:

obscuritiesoffbeat:

somewhatsociable:

obscuritiesoffbeat:

I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.

I’m sorry, what?

I am so happy to be the one to introduce you to the horrible few hundred years where Europeans regularly consumed ground Egyptian mummies.

Well, I mean.  We put some of them in paint.