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highlybread:

rufuvus:

cakesandfail:

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trotzkopfwrites:

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forbidden discworld snacks: tide pod inna bun

@cakesandfail

forbidden discworld snack of the day: stygium rings

Forbidden Discworld Snack of the Day: Fish and Chips from The Three Jolly Luck Take-Away Fish Bar

forbidden Discworld snack: cabbage-flavoured stamps which probably definitely won’t explode, honest

forbidden snack: stamps featuring His Lordship Havelock Vetinari, that you absolutely can and should lick the backside of

that’s not even forbidden really, you just feel like it should be every time you try

power move: looking the Patrician in the eye and licking a smaller, tastier, more square version of him

“Ahem, are you done ms. Dearheart?“ the Patrician said, looking down at the street below and completely ignoring the reflection in the glass..

Forbidden discworld snack: bananas*

*The Librarian excepted