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On the first day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:Ā 

Albert dressed as a pixie

On the second day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On the third day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On theĀ fourth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On theĀ fifth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On theĀ sixth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On theĀ seventh day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Seven cures for hangovers

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On theĀ eight day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Eight Wizards feasting

Seven cures for hangovers

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On the ninth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Nine guards a-dying

Eight Wizards feasting

Seven cures for hangovers

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

On theĀ tenth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Ten thousand pork pies*

Nine guards a-dying

Eight Wizards feasting

Seven cures for hangovers

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

*and a turnip that was pork pie shaped.

On the eleventh day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

Eleven nightmares scaring

Ten thousand pork pies*

Nine guards a-dying

Eight Wizards feasting

Seven cures for hangovers

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

*and a turnip that was pork pie shaped.

On theĀ twelfth day of Hogswatch, my Grandpa gave to me:

+++ A Twelve Ram Skull Processor +++

Eleven nightmares scaring

Ten thousand pork pies*

Nine guards a-dying

Eight Wizards feasting

Seven cures for hangovers

Six Assassins scheming

Fiiiiive Auditooooooors

Four brand-new gods

Three dangerous presents,

Two unhelpful hints,

and Albert dressed as a pixie

*and a turnip that was pork pie shaped.

dingo-inna-domino-mask:

hansbekhart:

autoluminescence:

hey folks! i come bearing exciting news!

so, the National Museum of American Jewish History in philly is currently preparing to curate an exhibit on queer american jews, and theyā€™re looking for you.

(you here being a queer american jew, which, if youā€™re reading this tumblr, you probably are)

do you have a story about your jewish queerness that youā€™ve always wanted to tell? (i know you do; iā€™ve read your posts). did you read the autostraddle post on being gay on hannukah and want to give a follow-up? are you sick of depleted representation of people like you, and would love to see some in a museum?

if so, submit a story (SUPER CONVENIENTLY) to this tumblr. (yes, the exhibit has a tumblr. what a time to be alive). tell your story. be heard. get images of yourself out there, and then come to philly and see them on display.

hannukah sameach, and may all your wintertimes be queer

Positive thereā€™s at least a few Jewish queer people following me, who may be into this.

a friend of mine works for that museum, and HE DIDNā€™T MENTION THIS TO ME WHEN WE HAD COFFEE LAST WEEK wtf

@lauraantoniou !

ifitgivesyoujoy:

concept: space pirates who sound exactly like regular pirates, except replace all references to ā€œthe seaā€ with ā€œthe voidā€

ā€œaye, the void is a harsh mistress,ā€ the captain said, gazing out the window of her ship into the vast starry expanse. ā€œsheā€™ll take more than she gives, in the end. but those who are called to life in the void donā€™t know any other way.ā€

2016 End of Year Challenge

into-the-weeds:

lookninjas:

mshoneysucklepink:

jaded-idealism:

ipwarn:

meandi-123:

sprinklejoy:

theredandwhitequeen:

catyuy:

List at least 1 positive thing that happened in 2016. Something that happened to you or in general. Feel free to even list more than 1 thing.

Lets end this year with some positive thoughts.

Iā€™ll start us off:

  • I got to go back to being an In Store Shopper and a part time employee instead of a Contractor.

Our house remodel began and Iā€™m getting a new bedroom in 2017.

I finally finished my Associateā€™s Degree from my local community college. My family and I went on a vacation together Hawaii. It was our first family vacation since I was a teenager.

I got to spend 7 weeks travelling across the US and Canada where I got to see some of my favourite people sing live (some for the first time)

My niece was born and I got to travel around Italy with my whole family.Ā 

I got my new apartment and the landlord is letting me keep my cat.

I had an article published in an academic journal, I visited my sister in Florida, and I went to New York again.

I got above the poverty line!Ā  And I have a car that was not only made in this century, but in this decade.Ā  And the power steering works on it.Ā  Fuck yeah.

Something I had been working on for four years finally happened.

my daughter was born. Ā She has two teeth now and she just started crawling.