Steven Universe – Extended Theme Song Live from SDCC 2016
Here’s the SU extended theme song live from SDCC in HD!
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
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I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”
“…Technically, yes.”Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they can’t answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. It’s getting late, they’re starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here.
Suddenly, their saviour comes! It’s a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that they’ll keep the door open for them.
The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: “What is the truth?”
The Student Replies, “The Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlin’s saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? I’ve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, I’ll blast my way in and take you with me.”
The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it’s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it.
The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish
witty and fantastically assholish… pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there
“What is the truth?”
“THIS IS A STUPID FUCKING WAY TO REGULATE WHO GETS INTO THE TOWER.”
*door opens*
Pride and Prejudice Go
An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife
If you put your blades in water, they will RUST. That rust is dangerous if it enters your body! Rust can cause things like tetanus which could possible lead to amputation or even death! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON’T DO THIS. THERE ARE OTHER ALTERNATIVES THAT CAN WORK, BUT PLEASE DON’T DO THIS. PLEASE REBLOG, THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!
Although! Ice cubes themselves can be a viable way to subvert the urge to self harm.
me: hello can you please tag [insert ‘obscure’ trigger] it causes me to have flashbacks
gross person: actually no. its not listed under the Official Neurotypical Approved List Of Triggers™. please try going outside !!
@all of my followers please feel free to hmu if you have an “obscure” trigger and you need me to tag something on my blog. I’ll do it straight away and I promise I won’t be upset
Do you happen to know a sign that exists or would work for a gender nonconforming parent? I am looking for a sign my son can call me as we start to teach him sign, and I identify as transmasculine genderqueer.
I have no idea. Followers, do any of you know of a sign for “parent” that would make sense in this situation?
J. Skyler, a trans woman of color, writer, and speaker, has come up with a concise hashtag for signal boosting! Use #TransCrowdFund on both Twitter and tumblr to help boost visibility for your fundraisers or donation pages! I’m hoping to help set up a blog that would specifically reblog anyone using this hashtag, so please contact me or check the tag.
If you’re cis, and would like to help signal boost, please ask the trans person in question before using this hashtag.
This blog was created as a means to put these ideas into action. Please use the tag Trans Crowd Fund, as this blog will be checking that tag on a regular basis and reblogging as many posts as possible. We will also be taking submissions.
If any popular tumblr users would like to signal boost and help get the word out, that would be greatly appreciated (I tagged a few below, but everyone is encouraged to reblog)
Contrived Structures Nick Sellek
This series of photographs are of detailed models, embracing the contrived structures that surround us in our overdeveloped urban environments. They are close up, exaggerated studies of architectural components, severed from context to emphasise the absurdity of their design. The models are also intended to be displayed as freestanding objects, and to be viewed from all angles.
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Meanwhile, she smoked. She remembered it was August and they say August brings bad luck. But September would arrive one day like an exit. And September was for some reason a lighter and more transparent month. She vaguely pondered this until drowsiness finally set in and she fell asleep.
Clarice Lispector, from The Complete Stories: In Search for a Dignity (via antigonic)
Kimchi and Justice 