tygermama:

kayvsworld:

i will never be over Rhodey seeing a Giant Fucking Explosion near where tony was taken after searching for him for 3 months and just. instantly being like “…..wow………that is………some Tony Stark Level Shit™ oh my g OD GET ME A HELICOPTER i have to go personally pick up my favourite asshole nerd” like. listen. bless him

*sees explosion* “ah yes. there he is. my favourite person”

*sees huge explosion*

oh, thank GOD, HE’S ALIVE

What confuses the rest of the band/orchestra about the instruments

Piccolo: How do they manage to hit those high notes without killing their ears?
Flute: Why do they hold their instruments sideways?
Clarinet: Why are they always complaining about reeds?
Saxophone: Why do they keep playing jazz solos at random times?
Oboe: Why are you carrying a knife?
Bassoon: What are you???
Trumpet: How are they so confident in themselves if they don’t know any of the notes?
Horn: Why are they always so put together all the time?
Trombone: Why do they keep acting like 6 year olds?
Euphonium: Why are you so offended by being compared to tubas?
Tuba: How do you not get bored by having to play quarter notes all the time?
Violin: Why do you care so much who’s violin 1 and who’s violin 2?
Viola: Why do you stare at the violins dreamily during rehearsal?
Cello: Why are you always out of tune?
Bass: Why are your parts so boring?
Percussion: How do you manage to play so many different instruments?
Piano: How do you manage to play different things with both your hands?
Accordion: why

so like

some days i have doubts about whether i Really Am Autistic, since i never did get formally diagnosed or anything, and i’m So High Functioning (eyeroll) and all that crap.

and other days are like today, where after EIGHTEEN YEARS, first of living in and then regularly visiting the house my parents bought when I was fifteen

after EIGHTEEN YEARS

i finally figured out how you’re supposed to close the door to the shower stall.

because it is a sliding glass door, BUT IT DOES NOT WORK THE WAY SLIDING GLASS DOORS ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK.*

these  days are not doubting days. XD

danceswchopstck:

Fan art prompted by @echolalaphile, inspired by @feathersmoons ’s story, Be Bold, Be Bold, in which one of her great OCs, Mercedes Sandoval, guilt-trips Bucky Barnes into acquiring a kitten.

I originally planned to include Bucky in the composition, too, and to show everyone at full length, but after doing a bunch of work on that version, I realized that this is the part I really wanted to show—a moment of bravery, bravado, hope, worry, and tension in the friendship between three very distinct and human characters who happen to be teenaged girls.

Mercedes Sandoval on the left, LeAnn Maligaya in the center, and Hannah Simons on the right. These are my imaginings of how they might look, based on what I’ve read from Feather, who, of course, has the final say.